So my comic book store is AMAZING!

It maybe just that i rrruuuvvveee the people who work there all the tiem (for privacy reasons let us dub them "Optimus" and "Prime").

Rehashing my exploits of the day:

So i all at work and such at the end of ma 7 hours of working and i gets the urge to mosie through ma weekly order of comic books. Unfortunately this means a lengthy train ride and walking around teh city and all the effort that entails (apparently ma legs just didn't want to move anymore). The overwhelming desire for dericious comic books won in the end (and a quick ponder over what Sir/Vin Diesel would do in this situation) and i hopped a train. It was about 30 minutes in that i realized - once i had finished another chapter of pheadophile sweedish vampire novel - that my bladder wished to expel my last working beer, along with my several working coffees and my occassional working water, all at once.

It was a painful 30 minutes later that ma bladder was allowed access to a restroom - involving an even moar painful miander up the parliament escalators that i was certain were going to rupture my overladen bladder.

10 minutes later - feeling very satisfied - i arrived at my goal to find "Optimus" and "Prime" being fantastic as always. This feeling intensified as "Optimus" offered me tasty tasty cookies as a reward for not wetting myself (after hearing my sad tale of woah). Then "Prime" was all liek "OMGOMGOMG I WAS IN SANFRAN AT THE COMICOMNOMNOMCONVENTION AND I DID ALL THESE THINGS AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH" and then ensued fantastic discussion and stories mixed with the two fighting over "Optimus" not buying "Prime" another solo and not giving him his 30 cents bish (ALSO: they fight liek little girls - "IT COST $2.70" "AND I GAVE YOU MORE MONEY THAN THAT" "OH WOW 30 CENTS HAVE YOUR MEASLEY CHANGE BOI" "BUY ME MORE DRINK!" "I SENT YOU TO GODDAMN SANFRAN AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!!!!?!?!?!") and to top this hilarious encounter "Prime" proceeded to give me so many cheap comics. So many. ended up saving liek $30 because he was all liek "you can pay thiiisss much for this one and thiiissss one can be thiiiissss much BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE!!!")

i love these people.


PS: "Prime" apparently did the very same course i am doing, loves interpol and loves dericious beverages. I HAVE ALL THESE QUALITIES!! WHY DO I NOT HAS A JOB THERE?!?!?!?!?