Be Still My Beating Heart.

Following on with the theme of gratuitous blog posts, I would like to devote this post to a certain Ryan Gosling. Now... let's all ignore that one shit role in The Notebook and revel in his awesome babetasticness.



Ryan #1: Stripey and Pensive. Minus a couple of points for being somewhat clean shaven, but plus indie points for the striped shirt and deep expression.



Ryan #2: Dog-Loving and Kinda Crazy. I don't know what's going on here. I suppose it's best not to speculate, but whatever. Plus points for the crazy expression, the cigarette (yes, yes, it's bad to smoke, but I really like photos of people smoking, and sometimes when I drink I quite like the smell of smoke, but that's a secret because I heard it's bad for you and so I don't do it, but I think it looks kind of cool whatever), also for the flannel and the crazy face. Still clean-shaven. I like my men stubbly and rugged. Sigh. But whatever.



Ryan #3: !()#KNJRKRHOlkjaijoiewrj8&#(&$*(%u209ujknJNIUDH()I!kJKSNJHduifu08e809(*#*&$*$(&. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that he's clean shaven. I know what I just said. But I think I just died.
My friend G and I often have conversations to the degree of this:
Anna: "So how was your weekend."
G: "Errghrgrhgwehgrhgheghrghr. I spent all weekend dreaming about the things I would like to do to [insert name of male crush here]."
Anna: "...Uhuh."
This picture induces a similar response in me.



Ryan #4: Rugged Manly Guitar Playing. Plus points for semi-stubble-beard-thing, plus points for guitar, plus points for toned arms, plus points for aviators, plus points, plus points, pliusinrpsoiojtsnknjtnsmn.



Ryan #5: Faux-crack-addict. Oh Ryan. I love you even when you're a crack addict. Which is hypothetical of course, because he was only playing a crack addict in "Half Nelson" but then I don't really know him, so you'd probably have to ask him yourself, actually. I probably wouldn't care that much if he was, though, to be honest.



Ryan #6: Gratuitous Undone Shirt. I appreciate this for obvious reasons. 'Nuff said.



Ryan #7: Hurt Puppy Dog Face. Ryan likes animals. Here, he cleverly mimicks the wounded puppy dog face of the puppy dog in a highly likeable way. WELL DONE, ROUND OF APPLAUSE.



Ryan #8: Bad Habits and Clean Jacket. Like I said, I really like photos of people smoking. Here, he looks both thoughtful and badarse. I appreciate this.



Ryan #9: GOT SOME STRETCHIN' SKILLZ. Yeah.



And finally...
Ryan #10: Adorababababable. I don't know what he's doing. I think he's lying on a shelf in a supermarket. But look at that face. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

That is all.
Thanks. I'll be here til monday. Actually, I'll be here forever, probably.

Anna
xx