Heads Will Roll.

WELL HEY THERE YOU.
I am in a good mood today. For a bunch of awesome reasons. Which are as follows:
1. Today I went to work at 7am (downer), but because it is the day before Cup Day, only about ten kids showed up! So I stood around and drank coffee and ate toast and... okay, well that's what I usually do, but I didn't yell nearly as much as normal, and it was a warm morning!
2. I had a hilarious group rehearsal with my super ace group this morning. I kind of adore them.
3. MY SUPER ACE GROUP IS SUPER ACE AND GOT A SUPER HIGH MARK. Chyyyyeah boiiiii.
4. G and I went for lunch after rehearsal today, and ate a bunch of delicious Italian food on Lygon St, and discussed my travelling to Singapore with her midway through next year and playing duets and stuff and it was GRRREAAAT.
5. We also then went into Sportsgirl and both ended up buying the same dress (I feel like we are in the Babysitters Club or something now, but we are not wholesome enough for that). It was a quarter of its original price. It also, incidentally, requires the assistance of one-to-two other people to assist me to get into, prevents me from breathing (and, potentially, eating, moving etc.), is a size xx small, and is so tight that I will possibly have to wear seamless underwear so the outline is not visible.
But you know what? SHUT UP, I AM VAPID AND SHALLOW AND RIDICULOUS AND I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK. I DO NOT NEED TO BREATHE, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!?!?
5. I get to sleep in tomorrow. This joy is slightly diminished by the fact that I have to write an essay all day, but what-the-fuck-ever.

Anyway. So how was your weekend? Suffice to say I had a very big Saturday night. It all started as most house parties start out for me: a few glasses of something seedy (Saturday night's choice - Passion Pop. For the record, I will never ingest this again, god help me), then I gradually progress to drinking straight out of the bottle. However, then my friend Clara** and I decided to mix her toxic berry-flavoured Cruisers (did I mention that I really, really hate Cruisers? I think they secretly get it from the fangs of "Twilight" tween fans, then bottle it. sickly sweet, poisonous, lame... etc. etc.).Anyway, in conclusion, these are the things I can remember from that night:
- A giant inflatable penguin (not a hallucination, thank you very much).
- Dancing with Clara** in the rain
- Yelling something about wanting to take a bunch of drugs at Rainbow Serpent. (Hmmm...)
- Puking into: A) a toilet B) my own hands and C) Pigstilts' bed (for this I apologise very, very, very much, Pigstilts).

And, I say the old adage again: "Kill me if I ever drink again ever thank you very much."

All the best,
The genuinely classy AnnaHyde.