Here we have the beautiful Zooey Deschanel looking beautiful.
Here's Zooey with a necklace. And it's heart shaped. That's kind of cool don't you think? I do.
Hey look! Now she has an umbrella! But it's not raining? Ah well she is Zooey after all so it doesn't really matter.
Hmm. I'm not sure what exactly she is doing here. But I like it.
ZOOEY PLUS POOCH.
From now on I am only eaten frozen yogurt. Nothing else. Because Zooey wishes it.
There, don't you just feel warm and fuzzy inside now? I know I do.
Here's Zooey with a necklace. And it's heart shaped. That's kind of cool don't you think? I do.
Hey look! Now she has an umbrella! But it's not raining? Ah well she is Zooey after all so it doesn't really matter.
Hmm. I'm not sure what exactly she is doing here. But I like it.
ZOOEY PLUS POOCH.
From now on I am only eaten frozen yogurt. Nothing else. Because Zooey wishes it.
There, don't you just feel warm and fuzzy inside now? I know I do.
Did I ever mention that Zooey is not that attractive? Because she's not.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I do approve of your first post in FOREVER.
she does have certain charms i will admit, but she's still no Maggie Gyllenhaal. That therr iz one fyne slappah.
ReplyDeletePS: congratulations for coming out of hybernation now-named Theadore.
I probably could have thought of something more interesting to write about for my big comeback, but eh.
ReplyDeleteMaggie Gyllenhaal. Maggie Freakin Gyllenhaal?? There are a few people I could maybe possibly consider being compared to Zooey, but Maggie god dam Gyllenhaal is definitely not one of them. I'm sure she is very lovely on the inside, but the outside doesn't do her justice. That was harsh. But fair.
Speaking of Gyllenhaals, or more specifically the Jake variety of Gyllenhaals, Prince of Persia trailer is out. Check it y'all!
YOU! TAKE! THAT! BACK! SHE IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND I WON'T HEAR YOU BADMOUTHING HER INTENSE BEAUTY LIKE THAT!! WE'LL HAVE TO FISTFIGHT NOW!!
ReplyDeleteI can appreciate a good celebrity crush as much as the next person, but I am afraid you have chosen yours rather poorly. So I accept your offer! You fight for Maggie's heart, and I fight for Zooey's. LET THE BATTLE COMMENCE.
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