An Abundance of Boredom.

I'm back! But this time I have something with me. Do you know what that is? I should hope not because then that would ruin the suspense. Now I'll just let the suspense sink in...

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Boredom! That's what I brought with me! Oh and sorry to those of you who were enjoying the suspense and would have liked it to last longer. You could always reread from the start, but that would only work if you have short term memory loss, and well, if you have that then I'd prefer you just leave now, you FREAKS OF NATURE! No only joking, I actually make very sizable annual donations to the Short Term Memory Loss Foundation, but that's a story for another time.

Now more importantly: boredom. I  have been experiencing quite a lot of this strange substance known as boredom recently. No one really knows what exactly boredom is, and those lucky ones who did know, well if i told you what happened to them, you would subsequently become very bored yourself, which could possibly cause death. Or worse, life!

But do not fear, because for those of you who do suffer from this illness, there is a cure!

I'll now allow a few moments for you to rejoice in the knowledge of this fact.

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If you would now please cease rejoicing. Thank you. 

Now before I tell you the cure, I must first tell you the symptoms, because there may well be people who have been exhibiting these symptoms, unaware they are the symptoms of boredom, when in actual fact, they are. 

Symptom 1:

Where you would normally have an absence of boredom, you now have an abundance of boredom.

...This is actually the only symptom of boredom, so if you were expecting more symptoms, then you are clearly reading the wrong blog and should consult a real doctor, or at the very least someone with mental illness who is under the impression they are a real doctor.

And finally to finish of, here are a few grammatical facts relating to boredom:

Boredom contains seven letters.

Not including the 'd', boredom contains six letters.

Spelt backwards it's moderob.

Spelt forwards strangely it's still boredom.

And spelt diagonally it's b

                                             o

                                                  r

                                                   e

                                                      d

                                                         o

                                                           m

Now you are officially released from this lecture on boredom. Go. Be free. Move on with your lives and procreate.