To all my lovely readers.

Dear Devoted Readers (of which there may be very, VERY few),
I apologize for not blogging to the pace of my co-writers this week. I have had the displeasure of finding a second job that has been eating my life for a few hours every day of this week. Honestly, i've done dishwashing gigs before, i don't mind doing them. And yet this one manages to have me considering the various ways i could top myself using only a flamboyantly coloured sponge. So far i have devised the methods of:

A) Working so much soapy discharge into the sponge so as to make it so large that my esophagus cannot contain it and thus i suffocate.

B) fashioning a makeshift noose out of many loser dishcloths. Leading, again, to suffocation.

C) Or using a loose dishcloth to lasso myself a knife and then going from there...

D) any combination of the above (or just ingesting several kitchen appliances and detergents in no particular order)(but that doesn't really involve a flamboyantly coloured sponge now does it?).

So, in other words, its a good job. But you know, i'm not bitter about it or anything. Nope, i'm just not the complaining type. Or apparently the quitting type. Very thankfully uni begins next week and i will be too busy partying down at o-week to even bother thinking about godamned stupid working and dishes and MY HANDS BLEEDING FROM OVER EXPOSURE TO DISHWASHING LIQUID!!! WHYY!?!? DEAR GOD ITS LIKE I HAVE LEPROSY!!!
But i digress, and begrudgingly ask my (small) group of loyal blod-partakers: "how are you today?"
Hope you had fun (and enjoyed the fairly mediocre picture - i haven't made anythign new lately.)