Many of Everyone Is Mental's readers, recently, may have been wondering, upon reading Mr Fancy's latest post: "Why can Mr Fancy not write with proper grammar??"
This is indeed a problem, considering he recently changed my title to "CrapyHyde". Many of you I hear asking yourselves "What is this 'crapy' I am hearing of???"
Thus, I have taken it upon myself to determine the true meaning of the word "crapy".
"Crapy", I have deduced, is in fact the westernised version of the French word "crepey". Mr Fancy has wittily likened my persona to that of a crepe.
Wiktionary.org, defines a crêpe as:
- A very thin pancake used for desserts.
- (figuratively) Anything that is flat and round.
- A thin, crinkled fabric made of silk or other fiber.
(Ireland) A death notice printed on white card with a background of black crepe paper or cloth, placed on a the door of a residence or business.
I therefore conclude that I am thin, weightless, free of sharp edges likely to cause physical harm, silky, manageable, jolly like the Irish, and pleasantly intimidating, see: The Grim Reaper.
Also, I only eat orphans on Wednesday evenings, and on special occasions.
AnnaHyde xx
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