BLOUTING.

Confused? Afraid? Excited? Infertile? Curious?

Well don't worry, because these are all completely normal reactions, except maybe the second, when proposed with the prospect of BLOUTING!

Wait a minute? Did he just what I though he did? He can't have... no one has proposed a Blouting in over ten thousand years... He can't possibly understand the consequences of such an outrageous proposal! Why the last poor soul to do such a courageously stupid thing met with a very sticky end.

Well, I am the infamous Mr Fancy, and I fear nothing, including sticky ends. 

So with that established, I'll move on to more important things. Ok, so for those of you brain dead moron retards, who have breezed through life up until now with a blissful ignorance, and somehow have evaded the existence of Blouting, then shame on you, you dastardly, dastardly people. But fear not, for I shall enlighten you on all things Blouting:

Put simply, a Blouting is a Blog Outing. It is an event in which the members of a blog (generally only the most prestigious of blogs go on Bloutings, Everyone Is Mental for example) by some miracle, manage to pull themselves away from their computer screens, at which they have been blogging non stop for days, weeks, or even months, without taking a break for food, sleep, bodily waste disposal, or even procreation. They then gather together and perform some kind of pre-arranged recreational activity for the purposes of fun and socializing. To decide upon what kind of recreational activity the blog members will engage in, they discuss it amongst themselves in their respective blog, until a unanimous decision is reached.

That is what we will do here. That's right. Everyone Is Mental is going on a Blouting!

I'll allow for a minute or two for of rejoicing and the shouting of sayings such as "yaaay!", "wooopey!", or the less popular, "Bitch yeah, I'm going on a Blouting!!".

The above picture is one possibility for our Blouting. I'm talking IMAX!!

Now please use the space provided below to discuss Every Is Mental's first Blouting: