Chacun est Fou

I would like to clarify the following WILD and CRAZY claim made by certain members of the Everyone Is Mental team of recent times:
WILD CLAIM: "Mr Fancy Is The Coolest":
After many months of intense research and clinical trials involving taking a sample of Mr Fancy's DNA and placing it in front of participants of the clinical trial, as well as adding it to their drinks, turning it into an effective aftershave/perfume and placing it on an empty canvas, framing it, and placing it into a contemporary art gallery, I can officially state that results of said trial have categorically proved that Mr Fancy is not (as was previously claimed), "The Coolest". Wearers of the aftershave/perfume found, in fact, that their coolness levels decreased upon application. The room displaying DNA OF MR FANCY (the contemporary artwork) was rarely visited by living humans (particularly popular, however, with organisms and creepy crawly things), and the drinks, while highly potent and frequently humour inducing, most definitely lowered the level of coolness in drinkers. Yes, that is right readers. You were duped. Mr Fancy is not the coolest.
I would also like to suggest that the poll "Who is the coolest blogger of Everyone Is Mental?" is exceptionally biased. Mr Fancy, I have noted, votes for himself (and this we can factually state, due to the fact that he is not the coolest, and therefore, no one would vote for him). This is something that I myself would never, ever do (AnnaHyde and Mr Fancy are now tied at 50%. Due to the fact that the hypothetical "person" who voted for AnnaHyde can only vote once, please help AnnaHyde, the generous blogger who would never stoop so low as to vote for herself, by voting for her, so that she can stop writing in third person).
Anyway. I am terribly sorry for this tirade against Mr Fancy, but it had to be done. SUCH FALACIES! But to honest, also, I actually like Mr Fancy in real life. He is affable and witty and extremely humurous. He has a very funny pet greyhound. His father has an excellent accent and listens to Kraftwerk. He is indeed an excellent person!
However, due to our test results, we cannot assert his status as "coolest".
Please cease and desist Mr Fancy.
All the best,
Anna.
P.S. I am sorry. I got home half an hour ago and hadn't eaten since breakfast.
P.P.S. The above picture demonstrates how I love Rilakkuma (Relax Bear) more than life.
P.P.P.S. If you like it then you should've put a ring on it.