AnnaHyde... more like like CrapyHyde!

Now while I will admit that the first half, if that, of CrapyHyde's post did actually make me laugh out loud (not as much as the infamous 'blue hog' incident, where I actually did laugh out loud, this time it was more like a murmur with humorous intentions), I then realized that I was being made an example of, and I did not like this, I did not this one little bit.

So in retaliation, I will now expose CrapyHyde for the villain that she is! 

Here is a list of FACTS relating to CrapyHyde:

1. She frequently lures young children into her gingerbread house, fattens them up with candy, then eats them. 

2. She regularly adopts baby orphans simply for the sick pleasure of telling them, when they are grown up, that they are adopted, then laughs at them, yelling 'no parents! no parents!' Then eats them.

3. She drowns puppies. Then eats them.

4. She pulls the wings of flies. Then eats them (the wings AND the flies)

5. The above picture is CrapyHyde in her true form.

There you have it folks. The REAL AnnaHyde. I'm sure you will now agree that her new nickname is justified. So, let's just see how loyal your army of voting slaves are now that they know the truth! 

I would also like to make it known the all the tests CrapyHyde claims that were done on my DNA are completely false, and were actually done on her-own DNA. Except the aftershave/perfume one, you can now purchase 'Essence of Fancy' at your local chemist.

Oh and also, one little thing, just for the record, I didn't vote for myself, I am yet to cast vote in fact. Currently the score is two to three, in favor of CrapyHyde (although this is most likely just a glitch in the programing). So, I could vote for myself, making it a tie, but now why would I do that? I would then be playing right into your hands, Crapy, proving your claims about me are true. So I won't. I will hold off my voting, and let you sit and bask in the false glory of being one tiny vote cooler than me, because mark my words, it will be very short lived.

Mr Fancy is the real coolest member of Everyone Is Mental. You'll see, you'll all see!